Welcome, cohorts. I am the Almighty Squidoosh. I am female and a senior in high school hold a staff position in my JROTC unit. I am also an IB student, yaaay. I have shitton of health issues and curse way too much. My main interests include: the internet, Orphan Black, Sherlock, Criminal Minds, Avengers, and Harry Potter. I also help run my school's Gay-Straight Alliance.
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Reblogged from fuck-kirk  103,135 notes
fuck-kirk:

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

MY GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING INSANE

No it would be instantaneous and then your body would float around those big colorful nebulas and you could get to other galaxies and maybe become part of a moon or get incinerated in a star or fall into a black hole.
You could become part of an asteroid and impact on a moon and your microscopic dust remains are scattered all over the crater.
You could become part of a star and undergo nuclear fission and turn into hydrogen and your body is a tiny fraction of the process of the star and you make light for the universe and then the star ages and your atoms get turned into iron and then the star goes supernova and you’re spewed across the universe as space dust.
You could land of a kind-of habitable planet and your DNA survives as you start to decompose and in a few million years the primitive life forms of your body become science’s greatest mystery for humankind.
You could be found by an alien civilization who’s also wondering ‘are we alone in the universe’ and suddenly they know they’re not because woah processed materials and tools and crazy-developed processing centers woah and then in a couple thousand years they make first contact because of the space-travelling cultural revolution your corpse prompted in their society and the humans of the future go ‘how did you get all these spaceships and junk’ and they reverently pull out your body and you are interred with great fanfare and people make you statues and holidays and stuff.
Your body could end up literally anywhere in the universe and you’d be the first human there because who said you had to be alive huh?
SPACE

What is wrong with you

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING


is no one gonna talk about how this persons GF is in there phone as “T’hy’la”

fuck-kirk:

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

MY GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING INSANE

No it would be instantaneous and then your body would float around those big colorful nebulas and you could get to other galaxies and maybe become part of a moon or get incinerated in a star or fall into a black hole.

You could become part of an asteroid and impact on a moon and your microscopic dust remains are scattered all over the crater.

You could become part of a star and undergo nuclear fission and turn into hydrogen and your body is a tiny fraction of the process of the star and you make light for the universe and then the star ages and your atoms get turned into iron and then the star goes supernova and you’re spewed across the universe as space dust.

You could land of a kind-of habitable planet and your DNA survives as you start to decompose and in a few million years the primitive life forms of your body become science’s greatest mystery for humankind.

You could be found by an alien civilization who’s also wondering ‘are we alone in the universe’ and suddenly they know they’re not because woah processed materials and tools and crazy-developed processing centers woah and then in a couple thousand years they make first contact because of the space-travelling cultural revolution your corpse prompted in their society and the humans of the future go ‘how did you get all these spaceships and junk’ and they reverently pull out your body and you are interred with great fanfare and people make you statues and holidays and stuff.

Your body could end up literally anywhere in the universe and you’d be the first human there because who said you had to be alive huh?

SPACE

What is wrong with you

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

is no one gonna talk about how this persons GF is in there phone as “T’hy’la”

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akahfied:

Foster’s Home AU where they’re all foster care kids?? I’ve been developing it for awhile, and this image took wayyy longer than it was supposed to because I kept procrastinating. OTL;; color is lazy but w/e
Bloo is the newest one there and he refuses. to take off the sheet. is a general nuisance but that’s ok, somehow manages to be loveable anyway.
Wilt has been in the system for the longest—got in a car crash or something ? he’s also the oldest and a good big brother. U < U Makes sure everyone feels at home and makes sure none of them fight or squabble, eeheeheeh.
Coco's the second oldest. She's the most expressive, despite being mute. Communicates through sign language, mostly with Wilt. They probably have the closest bond. Coco gets in scraps a lot because of her temper, and refuses to wear anything other than flipflops.
Eduardo doesn’t know English very well and doesn’t talk very much in the first place, anyway. His favorite book is “Where the Wild Things Are.” (Wilt reads it to him every night, hehe.) 
Madame Foster is their foster-mom and Frankie is her daughter who moved back in after college, I’m thinkin? I’ll develop this more later, stay tuned…!

akahfied:

Foster’s Home AU where they’re all foster care kids?? I’ve been developing it for awhile, and this image took wayyy longer than it was supposed to because I kept procrastinating. OTL;; color is lazy but w/e

Bloo is the newest one there and he refuses. to take off the sheet. is a general nuisance but that’s ok, somehow manages to be loveable anyway.

Wilt has been in the system for the longest—got in a car crash or something ? he’s also the oldest and a good big brother. U < U Makes sure everyone feels at home and makes sure none of them fight or squabble, eeheeheeh.

Coco's the second oldest. She's the most expressive, despite being mute. Communicates through sign language, mostly with Wilt. They probably have the closest bond. Coco gets in scraps a lot because of her temper, and refuses to wear anything other than flipflops.

Eduardo doesn’t know English very well and doesn’t talk very much in the first place, anyway. His favorite book is “Where the Wild Things Are.” (Wilt reads it to him every night, hehe.) 

Madame Foster is their foster-mom and Frankie is her daughter who moved back in after college, I’m thinkin? I’ll develop this more later, stay tuned…!

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ill-cut-your-little-heart-out:

idreaminwords:

Character development, anyone?

I never realized how powerful this line is. It’s not just that she’s saying Katniss is beautiful, she’s also saying the people of the capitol aren’t. That their beauty is not real. It’s not beautiful. She’s not beautiful. All the wigs, make up and silly fussy dresses she wears are not beautiful. It’s not real beauty. 

I can’t explain to you guys how much I love and adore her.

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so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg