Welcome, cohorts. I am the Almighty Squidoosh. I am female and a senior in high school hold a staff position in my JROTC unit. I am also an IB student, yaaay. I have shitton of health issues and curse way too much. My main interests include: the internet, Orphan Black, Sherlock, Criminal Minds, Avengers, and Harry Potter. I also help run my school's Gay-Straight Alliance.
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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”