Welcome, cohorts. I am the Almighty Squidoosh. I am female and a senior in high school hold a staff position in my JROTC unit. I am also an IB student, yaaay. I have shitton of health issues and curse way too much. My main interests include: the internet, Orphan Black, Sherlock, Criminal Minds, Avengers, and Harry Potter. I also help run my school's Gay-Straight Alliance.
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Reblogged from lynkawolf  64 notes

Trying to explain TOK to Non-IB students…

lynkawolf:

"What do you learn in TOK?"

"… Okay, so what about those things, the ‘Ways of Knowing’? What’s that all about?"

"So, does this means that ‘emotion, language, perception and reasons’ are …"

"I’m still confused… by all of this… and I’m already super stressed and sleep deprived…"

… you’re doing the IB ~ !

:3 Basically.

(Enchanted (c) Disney)

wsswatson:

skygosh:

wsswatson:

i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people

what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day.  like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.

i would enjoy that immensely

there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment

Reblogged from theoriginalmoriah  21,123 notes
dduane:

princehal9000:

winstons-and-enochs:

the guardian imagines what historical figures might look like today. my personal favourite is shakespeare, reincarnated as a shoreditch hipster.

but can you imagine how’d he’d sound a loft party? 
“I’m going to subvert the whole, like, narrative ideal by telling you upfront that these two, like, teenagers are going to fall in love and die, and then do it. So there’s no more hiding in the words. Stark, yeah? And then, I think I’ll hide a sonnet in their big scene together, right? It’ll be subversive, because only, you know, people who are up on sonnets will get it…..what? No, she’s thirteen—a little edgy but that’s art, man. Art.”


(snicker)

dduane:

princehal9000:

winstons-and-enochs:

the guardian imagines what historical figures might look like today. my personal favourite is shakespeare, reincarnated as a shoreditch hipster.

but can you imagine how’d he’d sound a loft party? 

“I’m going to subvert the whole, like, narrative ideal by telling you upfront that these two, like, teenagers are going to fall in love and die, and then do it. So there’s no more hiding in the words. Stark, yeah? And then, I think I’ll hide a sonnet in their big scene together, right? It’ll be subversive, because only, you know, people who are up on sonnets will get it…..what? No, she’s thirteen—a little edgy but that’s art, man. Art.”

(snicker)

abaddonadler:

abaddonadler:

One time I was at a church retreat and a bunch of us were all talking and playing cards. Well I ran out of soda just as my friend was getting up to get a refill so I shouted to him "Hey, Bryan, Mountain Dew me.” Do you see where this is going because I did not. 

You guys, I literally shouted a phrase that sounded like “Mount and do me” in a room full of very conservative people. I did not share this near death experience for 22 notes.